So there is a certain individual whom I work with that has, unfortunately for him, become the victim of my boredom.
He used to have his computer in the lab, which was one of the ways people would come and go from the office to the plant, so I would consistently google male models in their underwear on his computer and leave them up so people walking by could see them.
A few times he’s left e-mail’s unfinished so I went through and added “weiner” to random parts of the e-mail. (not sure how those panned out)
However, he is now sharing a cubicle with me, and this of course just opened the floodgates of opportunity.
Yesterday I stuck with the classic googling male models. And also played the whole, screenshot of the desktop, then hide the icons and taskbar trick. (he almost broke his mouse)
Tomorrow I plan on supergluing the caps on all of his pens, and maybe another trick.
I’m trying to keep this to one a day or so. I don’t want to overdo it.
Anyone have suggestions? I don’t want this to become a fucking war. Or end up leaving dead animals in his drawer or some shit. Just funny little pranks.
At the end of the day, everyday, empty someone’s stapler leaving only 2 or 3 staples. They will have to refill it everyday, and go crazy.
Advertise a colleague’s job as available. Leave their number with extension for contact. Be sure it is well paying and with low qualifications.
Each day move a co-workers desk an inch.
Drop a lemon slice or maraschino cherry into someone’s water bottle.
spray glitter
Move everything off someone’s desk and into the office fridge.
Play “Eye of the Tiger” everytime your boss walks in.
Replace photos of friends and family with that of say Scott Baio, Eugene Levy, Drew Carey, William Shatner, or The New Kids on the Block. Also set their screen saver to a slideshow of these photos.
Drop a rubber duckie into the watercooler when you are changing the bottle.
Remove the ink from every one of their pens.
Open a container of lice powder, and leave it in the bathroom. Say nothing to anyone. Panic will slowly rise.
Put a brown paper bag in the office fridge labeled “squirrel”
Before an important meeting, replace everything on a co-workers desk with the Hello-Kitty version (pens with feather tops, pink pads, …)
Tape a really long memo or calendar to the inside door of the elevator.
Install the clapper on something (anything)