are u serious? v. office TIP SHEET

i found this on my DESK today IHISM

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3715/0722081325wp7.jpg

haha I have seen these at many offices lately. Mostly for women

PC LOAD LETTER

OMG WHAT IF THEY ARE USING A MAC!!

What the fuck is a PC load letter!

no dan…its “PC LOAD LETTER?..WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?”

edit:

SEE!!

MAYBE THEY ARE HINTING AT YOUR EFFICENCY MICAH WEBER.

Looks like you have an intern they ran out of projects for…

Make a fake one and watch everyone get frustrated.

ctrl-f1 = open explorer
alt-r = rotate screen
alt-shift-printscrn = check email

lol. really?

show them the magic of ctrl+esc and blow their minds.

ALT F4 - open solitaire

alt + Left shift + printscreen silly goose

Alt + f4 = trippy colors like pushing on your eyes

windows + d = show desktop (easily my fave)
windows + r = run
windows + e = annoying
Windows + L = lapdance

GO AROUND THE OFFICE AND ACTIVATE EVERYONES STICKY KEYS

this is a great way to kill an hour or so, depending on number of people in the office.

F5 = save txt entered on websites

Swap buttons on their mouse too… the left click is the right click… or… make the double click thing supuer fast… NO ONE CAN CLICK THAT FAST!!

If they dont know that CTRL+C is copy, they sure as hell wont know how to even turn on a or operate a Mac.

I wish there was a way to track how many people closed the browser window just as they were reading this post.

It got you too huh? :picard:

I’ll admit it… Yeah. :slight_smile:

But I’m real sick today and wouldn’t have come in if it weren’t for some critical stuff I wrote going live today. What’s your excuse?

lol