I queue up.
Hilarious!
never heard anyone say on line before
you will now… it’s sweeping the nation
do you live in Grand Island or on Grand Island?
thats a damned good question.
I live IN Williamsville, but could live ON grand island
edit: I live on NYC
that only works with an island. because it’s really a glorified rock that you’re physically standing on. You live IN america, not ON america.
unless you have 10 kids and no job 
This is just a play on words. Maybe you meant to ask:
Do you live in the city of Grand Island or do you live on the city of Grand Island?
Do you live in the island of Grand Island or do you live on the island of Grand Island?
edit: Joe beat me to it. Oh well.
if a girl has 10 kids, apparently she lives ON her back. and ON her knees. and not ON birth control.
Soda
tonic
I see where you’re coming from. Stupid english language…
“I’m getting on the plane”
Fuck that! I’m getting IN the plane!
-RIP Carlin 
“One” O-N-E… theres a wa-wa sound with no W?
“Two” T-W-O… theres a “W” with no wa-wa sound!
Did the Wa-Wa fall of the One and land on the Two and get stuck?
yeah, that one works both ways for sure, but it almost always causes controversy when one person tries to take sides on it.
Pronounced…
MILK
or
MELK
??
who says melk?
a lot of people
I usually sit when I’m on line, I don’t I’d be too happy standing on line.
what?