Supply & Demand baby. Booyah!
Actually I think your pretty much guaranteed to get hurt every fourth time you use it.
Ratchet strap this sucker to the front of your car / truck, pull the rip cord, and have at it!
See above.
If you really want it, I could help you get it. Probably not til Friday though. Not sure how it helps you with the storm that hits tomorrow. Maybe leave the snow and snowblower it when you get this home?? Lol