You’ve totally captured the true spirit of religion. It’s cool your priest/minister/preacher/healer pushes those beliefs.
Tell me, which branch of Christianity condones the “What they ever do for us” and “fuck you” doctrine?
You can preach your religion, but you can’t live to the values that it tries to have its flock live by?
The best religion is “Do unto others”. Live by that, and everyone finds God.