at my job I am not allowed to "do" bread

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1

Nope.

I have something that gets in the way.

my penor.

I kid you not. only people without those get to fill the bread.

2

hahaha thats messed up that they had to make that rule in the first place…

3

It’s an unofficial rule. It’s still very much a rule.

4

huh?

5

however.

muzak

best thing ever.

because i haven’t got time for the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

haven’t got room for the paaaaaaaain

haven’t the need for the paaaaain.

6

come and take a trip in my rocket ship
we’ll have a lovely afternooooon.

7

I am the walrus.

Goo Goo Gachoo

8

Bananaphone?

9

remember puffalumps?

10

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

11

so what are they trying to say with this rule?
girls are better baggers of loaves?

12

nah

Handling bread is in a women’s genes
Just like
cleanin’
cookin’
n’
birthin’

13

Ok. What the goddamn fuck is this about. Im totally lost. Your weiner prevents you from doing bread? explain…

14

he stuffs the bread too much in the bag, thus squishing it, only girls are gentle enough to bag the bread

15

you could tuck it?

16

Oh no.

They let bagjuice do the bakery. And he does it terribly. He put the experation date on butter tarts. “7.00”

“Are they butter tarts 7.00?”
“no”
“the sticker says…”
“no”
“why does the sign say 2.99 if the sticker…”
“BECAUSE BAGJUICE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THAT JULY LOOKS LIKE SEVEN BUCKS!”

And he slices the vienna bread while it’s warm. And puts it in the plastic bag when it’s warm. And then the bread gets soggy. And customers still buy it. Just what I wanted–soggy, sliced vienna bread.

17

:tdown:
To soggy bread.

18

:lol: its so true too. thats why its funny.

19

i thought you ment…

eh nevermind.

20

where are you working?

i want to eat some bread.

hmmmm…