Attn: GFs and Wives

from past experience im going to say that around 70 percent of tickle fights end in nudity. with that said… i wanna throw a girl on the floor for trying to do it to me

My girlfriend decided to tickle me one time and I let out a fart on accident. She hasn’t tried to that in a while.

I was sleeping in my bed and my wife decided to try and wake me up by pinning me and tickling me, I rolled to the left and she went right down the floor and sprained her elbow. Was the last time she ever did that.

I hate being tickled and I only tickle to annoy others.

An ex-gf of mine tickled me once, so I got her back, and SHE ripped a loud one. That was the end of that :mamoru: (the tickling, the relationship followed some months after)

“If someone asks are you ticklish? It doesnt matter what your response is, they’re going to touch you. So next time someone asks if you’re ticklish and you dont want them to touch you, say something like, I have diarrhea, and yes, im very ticklish” -Dimitri Martin

Tickle them after sex, it’s a hilarious buzzkill. Especially when they wanna “cuddle”. Make me a sangwich stupid besh, I don’t wanna embrace you.

so true…i hate it and i tried to tell all of my ex boyfriends i hate it and they just thought i was kidding, its horrible i hate it

I once tickled an ex till she pissed her pant.

IDK who had the last laugh.