Men and women of Pittspeed…
I know this has been one of those things we all just kind of want to forget, but I am going to be the one that breaks the bonds of silence and does something about the trauma that so many of us have endured.
For those of you that have “experienced” Mrs. Kolar, you know what I am speaking of. Some of us came by choice, some by force… some of us were curious, some mortified… but we all left scarred. The sights, sounds, and smells of my repeated abuse seem as fresh in my mind as if they happened yesterday. But the traumas we have endured bond us together in this world, and it is our collective strength that will allow us to rise above the gross, despicable atrocities that were perpetrated upon us. We are going to start meeting the 2nd Tuesday of every month at different places across the city. As her victims come from all areas and from all walks of life, these will be non-denominational meetings.
We will have punch and pie, as well as free wire brushes for all those who attend.
We will also have a separate meeting immediately following for family members of those traumatized, and there will be an animal psychologist on hand to help treat any pets of livestock that may have been abused.
As many of her victims are still in a very fragile state, we ask that the following items not be brought to any meetings as they may trigger a relapse:
- grinders/sawzalls/etc.
- industrial sized tubes of lithium grease
- clown shoes
- George Sebek
- baby albino Wolverines
- Herrs Salt and Vinegar potato chips
- Pall Mall unfiltered cigarettes
- Iodine
- Big League Chewing Gum
More information will be posted as it becomes available. Stay strong my friends!
