attn: stupid ppl

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:bash: i am so tired of stupid ppl. i am sitting here at work and i have to explain every fucking detail to stupid ppl. and it’s not like these are “dumb” ppl. i just got off the phone with a bank manager who’s in his early 40’s clearing a couple hundred grand a year… and after explaining to him why he is wrong and i am right he goes… “umm, ok, i’ll see if that works”. which it undoubtalbly will. i am so fucking tired of teh irritation that stupid ppl cause me. i wish that they would all just stfu and do their jobs right the first time.

also, common sense trumps what your fucking computer tells you. if some program tells me that i need to do A B and C to get something that i damn well know only takes a phone call and some ass kissing… just say fuck those stupid “steps” and just get the job done!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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Anger Management not helping huh?

ok, just kidding. I hate stupid people just as much. I work at a steak house, and everyone thinks a “filet and salmon” combo is two kinds of fish… :doh:

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why do any work, when the smart people can do it for yah :rofl:

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haaaa! I work with 300+ Real Estate agents on a daily basis, they call me when they list a $3000 dollar lot of land for $300,000,000 on accident… thats like 5 too many 0’s people…how’d you manage that…then they wonder why their property wont sell…Well for one I know some stupid red necks in Missouri (dont take that personal anyone from Missouri, oh Wait, Im the only one! ha!) anyway, I know some stupid red neck would pay and arm and a leg for that perfect piece of Hunting property to pretend like he’s the great white freaking hunter or something, but for that price, it better come with a damned GOLD mine on it too!!! Geeeeeez.

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then you know my pain

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cant reply,im not stupid!

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i dislike the slow… they hold me back in life.

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I have so many stories its rediculous…i’m getting angry just thinkig about it…

on a similar note of stupid people…i’ll introduce a new term

“Thinning the Heard”

a friend of mine & I are all for “thinning the heard.”
if stupid people want to do stupid stuff and they get hurt or die…oh well
its one less jackass that lowers the national average IQ/common sense

ex…if someone wants to drive like an idiot on a motorcycle with no helmet…then they get hurt & die

there is a site that gives out darwin awards…they honor those who improve our gene pool… by removing themselves from it.

here are a few snipits:
Robert, 37, shot himself while explaining gun safety to his wife in Glendale, California, when he placed a .45-caliber pistol he thought was unloaded under his chin and pulled the trigger. Shovestall’s wife told police that the incident occurred after her complaints about her husband’s 70 guns prompted him to demonstrate their safety.

A 23-year-old bar-brawler who had been escorted out of the Turtle Club in Florida by a bouncer, sneaked back in and leaped off a staircase, aiming a kick at another man, but was killed when he landed on his head.

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn’t put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked “return to sender.” He opened the package and was blown away.

Two animal rights activists were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn by freeing a captive herd. Suddenly all two thousand of pigs stampeded through the gate they were opening, and trampled the hapless protesters to death.

News of the Weird reports that in September 1996 a man was crushed to death on a stairway at the Sammis Real Estate and Insurance office in Huntington, N.Y., while he was stealing the office’s 600-pound safe. He apparently violated that cardinal rule of hauling massive objects: Never stand on a step lower than the one the safe is on. The safe was empty at the time of the incident.

In San Jose, California, Herman, an avid hunter, used the butt of his shotgun to bash his girlfriend’s windshield during an argument. But his loaded gun accidentally discharged into his stomach, killing him and ending the argument.

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hey how do you post I’m dumb and cant figure this damn thing out

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it’s getting worse. business is slowing down so a number of downright evil ppl are straight up lying to customers… and that works on stupid ppl. so i sit here, telling the truth, only to have clients walk away and work with liars. now most just get screwed, which screws me bc i lose a client. i actually had one leave, get screwed, and come back with her tail between her legs… this rarely happens bc as you can see it’s kinda emberassing for them to come back to me and tell me that i was right all along and that they did get screwed, and that they were lied too… just as i told them.

ugh… common sense ‘classes’ should replace english after about 9th grade. half of the population talks like white/ghetto trash anyways so at least if you taught common sense there would be less ppl playing the lotto, not using turn signals, paying absurd prices for things like jeans, cds, etc… but on the flip side, i’d hate to see what a common sense class taught by some of the teachers i had would turn into.

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someone at work the other day ordered a fish sandwich, then 10 minutes later told her waitress that she doesn’t really like fish and ordered a grilled cheese instead. damned old people

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people are idiots… it makes me sick. What i hate are people that are so self-involved that they won’t believe me when i say something… if i was hired to run the computer network, and i say something regarding it, i’m not lying or making shit up… why do these people try to make me justify myself to them especially if they don’t know what the fuck is going on to begin with?

let alone the phrase “well @ my house” or “well @ my old job” … FYI, we aren’t at your house or your old job… so get over it, or go home. :hs:

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from now on you should explain things to them in excruiating detail. not only will it bore them to death, half the words you use won’t be in their vocabulary so from that point on they’ll just let you do your job instead of questioning you, and getting answers over their heads. :blanyer: