Some Bullshit

so i have a customer whos a real pain in the ass and doesn’t speak english which makes for twice the drama. so last week my 3rd boss in as many months comes in to meet with this guy… and offers for me to buy his whole office lunch for some seminar. now i’ve only had this client for a couple months, you’d think that his more established accounts would offer to foot the bill… but they’re not (red flag), so my dumbass boss doesn’t see that as out of the ordinary and volunteers my ass.

so i can’t make to the seminar, i tell them a week ahead of time i can’t make it… i get a call today bc they want to know what i’m buying them for lunch!!! some bullshit right there. so i have to drop what i’m doing to find a pizza place that will deliver there and pay $160 for it!!! :madfawk:

You should have delivered the pizzas yourself. Of course before you get there you could have sprikled a little pee pee on them all. :naughty:

:rofl:

buy whatever and just forward the bill to your boss :naughty:

i would but he lives in buffalo or chicago or some shit… so i pay, and they’re always bad/slow about paying back expenses liek this

govt expense visa card with no limit in my pocket for the win

getting 160 bones back in 3-4 months > not getting any of it back

not buying lunch for them at all > *

what do you do if you don’t mind me asking ?

account exec for a bank… b2b sales…