Baby born with third arm!

Link: http://www.local6.com/news/9290536/detail.html

Cliffs: The boy, identified only as “Jie-jie,” also was born with just one kidney and may have problems that could lead to curvature of the spine, local media reports said. Jie-jie cried when either of his left arms was touched, but smiled and responded normally to other stimuli, the reports said.

Article:
Baby Born With Third Arm

POSTED: 8:19 am EDT May 30, 2006
UPDATED: 8:24 am EDT May 30, 2006

SHANGHAI, China – Doctors in Shanghai on Tuesday were considering surgery options for a 2-month-old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm.

[http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0530/9290570.jpg[/img]"]http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0530/9290570.jpg](http://[img) A doctor inspects a 59-day-old baby boy who was born with three arms, at a hospital in Shanghai, in east China Monday. AP Photo.

Neither of the boy’s two left arms is fully functional and tests have so far been unable to determine which was more developed, said Dr. Chen Bochang, head of the orthopedics department at Shanghai Children’s Medical Center.

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“His case is quite peculiar. We have no record of any child with such a complete third arm,” Chen said in a telephone interview.

The boy, identified only as “Jie-jie,” also was born with just one kidney and may have problems that could lead to curvature of the spine, local media reports said. Jie-jie cried when either of his left arms was touched, but smiled and responded normally to other stimuli, the reports said.

Chen said doctors hoped to work out a plan for surgery, but the boy’s small size made it impossible to perform certain tests that would help them prepare.

Media reports said other children have been reported born with additional arms and legs, but in those cases it was clear what limb was more developed.

Chen’s hospital is one of China’s most experienced in dealing with unusual birth defects, including separating conjoined twins.

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/insert dead baby jokes here:

fuck, i wish i had a 3rd arm.

think of all the times you mother fucked this or that trying to carry shit into the house, but didnt have a free hand to unlock the door.

it would be a crime to remove it

Looks like the parents must of had to much:beer2:

you know damn well you would just carry more shit with your third arm and be fucked either way. mee id have it tucked in my pants all day.

sweet, now he can ride a turbo busa with both hands and shoot at the cops

or be the stand in guy in total recall 2 - “I do have three hands” :rofl:

FUCK THAT you could jerk off and type at the same time, no one would notice… FTW

haha soooo true. there are plenty of things that arm would be useful for.

Holding 3 beers at a time FTW

He would make one awesome bartender.

triple fisting

dude. photoshop? lol

i would finally be able to get rid of all my shirts with 3 sleeves. My garage sales for the last 6 years have resulted in 0 sales. ugh, i can’t even imagine the reach-around capabilities.

:InB4JugglingCareer:

omg, total recall FTW:

http://tonyskansascity.com/tonyskansascity/threeboobs.jpg

Not a problem…I do have a third arm :wink:

Whoa! Thats almost like Goro!

They are ending his chances for a sci-fi movie actor career, he will probably sue his parents when he grows up.

Tripple fisting drinks FTW. :tup:

If they remove that arm, he will lose all bragging rights of having 5 biceps, and will most likely sue his parents for that :stuck_out_tongue:

imagine him as a boxer…dayum he would rock lol.