In an effort to add some drama to my life,
I have officially banned myself for the next 5 minutes. :rant:
I plan on accomplishing two things by doing this:
1. Increase my popularity and self esteem by increasing my bad boy image
2. Go take a dump and read the newspaper :fart:x2
well u just got 5 days boy!
I’m back after my ban…
Got calls for interviews now that I’m famous…Leno, Letterman, National Inquirer…I’m holding out for that Playgirl Centerfold. :bigthumb:
On another note…I’m out of toilet paper :booty:
Shaggy,
I need a manager, all these interview requests are bogging me down.
Dan Rather has all my documentation :nuts:
should i just ask the advertisers for EGG NOG? or you want straight up cash?
Cash will work, G body’s ain’t cheap!
who lied to you? you can find a gbody for as cheap as 300 bucks
Cutty says they’re worth their weight in gold :dunno:
damm 3600 lbs of gold must be nice
300 bucks for the one with holes in it the size a small town
:kekegay: Banning myself again. . .
get wireless so you can post while taking a shit
thats good…lol
Thats how I do it.
Wow, over two years since the last dump?!?!?
you didn’t know he was full of shit