tecmo bowl and bugertime 
don’t you generalize. i hate pooping. I wait until the shit is ready to come out. Wrap toilet paper around my hand and then operate using the ‘hovercrap’ technique. I don’t like being in the shitter stall for more than 30 seconds. Then I do the hand and face wash and i am out. I kick the door open with my foot so i dont have to touch it.
They should just name all of those candles “something sweet”. Vanilla, sugar cookie, birthday cake, they all smell the same, and overwhelming.
hence why the left hand is referred to as the ‘sinister’ hand
i thought that was the right… for obvious reasons.
Except for the kids coming in (because you don’t close the door… I am assuming you do this because the smell is so bad) to make fun of how bad your ass smells…
Reminder Note: By my husband poop scent car fresheners… wait we already have those… they are called baby diapers…
male Engineers in this office… Washing of the hands? PFFTTT whats that… Its gross!
HAHAHAHAH !!! You may be the only one…
I completely agree…
i prefer to sit there and play a couple games of solitaire on the treo 650. kills time =)
How can you kick the door open, when most open to the inside
i’m sure u sit down to pee too…fag
wait…
rmrider897 is not a female ???
:wtf:
typeing this while on the dumpsetr
wireless lap top owns all! !