Bathroom Sayings

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Bathroom Sayings
(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don’t look up here, the joke’s in your hand.

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

In the men’s room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into $hit. It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Pittsburgh Fire Department wants you.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to $hit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bull$hit on the walls…

You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And $hit my pants!

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Here I sit brokenhearted;
Had to shit but only farted.

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i shit in rome
i shit in france
but befor i shit here
i’ll shit my paints

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hahaha

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yes ladies and gentlemen… Shag is up for best content contributing member. :ugh2:

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here i sit so brokenhearted
paid a quarter and only farted
next time i will take my chance
and hope i don’t shit my pants

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:ugh: werd

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:hs:

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When I go the pain hurts dearly,
Cuz I move my bowels only once yearly.

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fuck it throw it in the gutter and go buy another

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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweatie and wipe the seatie

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shit, all over your face kid

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quik wipe it

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back it up, you just dont know

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Thats why poo glows in the dark

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that isnt the only thing that glows

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hustler

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Here I sit in deadly vapor,
Wishing for some toilet paper.
How long, I wonder, must I linger,
Before I’m forced to use my finger?