http://erie.craigslist.org/mcd/2348917575.html
I had 5 grand cash in my pocket and took a ride down last night, boy was i excited.
Not only did i get to take a great drive with my lady and have a fabulous dinner afterwards, i was extremely pissed off and annoyed.
So I spoke with this guy, whos a dealer, and from the pictures and his explanations, he makes it sound amazing.
This thing had only 5100 miles, a beautiful 636 i was pumped! He tells me its he cleanest around, not one scratch, ready to ride, tires were good, beautiful exhaust, and he dropped the price from 6 grand previously.
I pull up with my lady we see it through the window and we were so excited!
Oh wait, the entire driver side fairing is cracked and scratched, oh and so is the engine cover. It gets even better! The header is totally rusted out and the back tire is FUCKING BALD WITH THE STEEL LINES SHOWING THROUGH IT.
AND EVEN BETTER! Title is clean but he got it from an auction repossed. He’s like the “kid just lost his job and couldnt afford it”. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW!? If he couldnt afford the bike how could he afford to take care of it.
Then this dickhead had the nerve to get annoyed at my because he had to keep his shop open longer for me to come down and hes like YOU WILL NOT FIND A CLEANER 636 FOR THIS PRICE, this hasnt been beaten on like every other ninja out there, YEAH OK!>!@!@^!&!@&*%@!
hey buddy, your bikes been layed down, and hes like nope, because some of the scratches are vertical its only been dropped, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Oh and wait! hes like i wont take 4500 for it, i know if i hold onto it i could sell it for 6 grand! OK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, this bike is a piece of shit stay the fuck away from it, he wouldnt stop emphasizing that it has a thousand dollar exhaust, oh big fucking deal, it doesnt even have power commander so for all you know that exhaust only made it run shittier!
200 miles later in gas hoofuckinray back at work this morning