“…I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weinerrrrrrr. That is what I’d truly like to BEEeeeEE…”
I’m going to get killed for this and definately going to hell but…
Where are the jews?
man, I’m disappointed… so far EvilJay FTW
EDIT - nevermind, AFTXC77 With the showstopper!
“Here we see Disneys ‘Small World’ fire department in action as they hurry to the seen of a senseless Dwarf on Dwarf violence spree that has left many beloved characters chard and burned. Side note: Minnie Mouse is a whore.”
“Fuck, here I go again to mod a thread about fucking newman on fucking NYSpeed.”
Pulse…aaaaaaaaaaaaand glide. And Pulse. And Glide.
[richardsimmonsvoice]
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
“Beware: Retard Train Crossing ahead”
“The whistles go WOOOOO!! When you wanna WOOO WOOO!!! It’s dat Woo WOOOO!!! You know what I’m sayin? Then you got the flows; then they be trippin’ off the flowmasters.”
“So they started up the collider about 20 minutes ago. They said it almo… Wait. Is that one of those blue tarps up there? Who’s holding it? WHAT THE!!!”
“oh shit guys The_Russian if following us, good thing we have our suits on i heard has has the herp’s”
“uhh bob where are your gloves??”
“SHIT hang on guys we gettin outa here”
guy on the back - “Its a Tarp!!”
“I don’t know why everyone is worried about a time travelling black hole…”
“I don’t know why everyone is worried about a time travelling black hole…”
“I don’t know why everyone is worried about a time travelling black hole…”
“I don’t know why everyone is worried about a time travelling black hole…”
“I don’t know why everyone is worried about a time travelling black hole…”
Deja vu…
PC Load Letter? what the fuck does that mean?
too add to that
Sharks with freaking lasers will be in the next room of the tour
“Gotta go put out another plasma fire. I tried to tell them not to have this thing built in China but would they listen to old Hans? Nooo…”
Gas, brake, dip…
so far I win