Because zombies.

Oh yeah he’s in critical condition but still alive. Here’s some more info:

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/28/2821404/naked-man-who-tried-to-rip-the.html

Yep. Defiantly just left Zacks sports with a new 12ga Shotgun.
Mossberg 500 Persuaider Tactical to be exact.
http://d141kugx7nwvwn.cloudfront.net/101670_394_278.jpeg

^Nice. I went in the opposite direction and picked up some PCP.

Well we all know who will be the first to die all those damn scene and hipster kids that can’t fight or run in those skinny jeans.

I may have to fallow your lead.

Keep an eye on this guy. He might be first

This is something PJB would see on 87.

I’m definitely buying a new rifle tomorrow.

My AR can’t be finished fast enough fuckthatshit

:crackup:crackup

Oh man that poor guys face is fucked… however they were both on PCP, hence both dudes naked. Which makes me wonder… if i get the wrong batch of pcp i either a) eat faces or b) am cool with getting my face eaten off.

Two naked dudes on sidewalk…they might have been eating more than face…

No pcp fo me.

cockmeat sammiches!!!

This is the dudes face…Holy crap!

Nevermind, didn’t see the link!

Yep, just bought an SKS

Cant bring myself to look at picture, will kill a 6 pack later and end up clicking on it anyways. Damn you alcohol.

They said he was on bath salts? What the fuck is bath salts?

Haha so I’m gonna stir the pot lol (yes sarcasm and shit like this happens a lot it’s just making news because of the Miami face eater)
Doctor spitting blood at cops:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/os-doctor-spits-blood-on-trooper-20120524,0,3887383.story

Mysterious rashes in Florida:
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

Disoriented Canadian guy on a plane that landed in Miami:

Guy on jersey cuts out and throws intestines at officers:
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html?mobile=1

Oh so it’s like legal meth? Awesome…

Let’s not forget this little guy