"Best Post evaR" Hall of Fame - NYSPEED Edition

Originally Posted by bing
i was a bellman at a hotel a few summers ago, then called the Day’s Inn overlooking the falls, now its the Oakes in, its right beside the new Casino.

there was construction on various levels early in the season so many of the floors were shut down even though it might just have been for repainting in the hallways.

one week the top floor was shut down, and since we often had an hour or two with absolutely nothing to do i was chilling in room 1207 watching the falls and i called up the wifey, it was melissa than too.

i figured it’d be neat so i wacked off all over the room and left a mess in various places.

eventually i got fired because they found out, while on-duty, i stood at the top of the stairs on the observation level and peed all down the stairs… it went down several floors… it was hilarious.

they didnt tell me they knew it was me but they did ask me to clean it up… so i took a dry mop with no bucket up there, wiped it all over the walls then took teh elevator down and put the mop on the foot of a tourist that was in teh elevator with me…

before exiting the elevator i wiped the mop all over the buttons… then i left nad never came back…

well i came back once in the off season to set off bottle rockets in the front foyer, but since then i havent been back.

:lol: