Best Spam Ever?

I recieved an email asking if my s10 roller was still forsale. It was in English, not jibberish, and seemed legit, so I responded with “yessir” only to recieve this email the following morning.

Great, would you be willing to trade the truck for a singing dancing bear that I have?

He’s a real bear no joke, I picked him up from the circus when I used to work there.

He can also ride a unicycle and play a drum.

He’s really nice, his name is Bubbles, and he’s also really good with kids so you could take him to birthday parties and make some money.

I just can’t keep the him anymore, because I’m moving into a apartment and the landlord won’t let me keep the him.

So does that sound like it would be a good trade? Cause I really like that truck.

andyc53@yahoo.com is the email address that it came from.

www.dontevenreply.com ?

first thing I thought of

Fuck spam, thats an awesome trade. I would totally pull the trigger

definitely egg the person on

It’s pretty good, but the spam I got where it was an assassin saying he was hired by someone I don’t know to kill me but would allow me to pay him not to do the job was better.

haha.