^^right, there is no toilet seat so my assumption you would just hover. Im sure there is a how to video out there someplace… lol
UM. FUNNIEST ANALOGY EVER?
I would try one
^^^
Drinking from a bidet is not recommended. The stream can ricochet off a soiled area and become contaminated.
+1
Yay.
these get all weird and nasty in sinks. i can’t imagine the nastiness in a bidet 
LMFAO hahaha this thread is priceless
it’s just a shower for your bum. I would shower my bum. A clean bum is a happy bum. 