Bing, the news in your country is hilarious

I think the only reason I don’t believe he’s secretly banging a dude is because, if he was, it would be a net POSITIVE for him to just come out. Especially now-a-days when it’s trendy and politically advantageous.

Oh shit @bing we were just talking about this:

https://archive.ph/Ig4kc

George Chalmers has just seen his 25-year mortgage get extended beyond 55 years to an infinite mortgage (yes, there’s a little infinity symbol for the amortization period).

First-time homebuyer Sarah bought her house with her husband back in 2020. They also used a variable-rate mortgage with fixed payments, so the amortization would automatically extend as rates rise. At first, it looked like a wise choice. But over the past year and a half, she was shocked to see the length of their mortgage shoot up from a traditional 25 years to more than 70 years.

yes this is the main news story this weekend in all the major outlets.

pretty much all anyone is talking about up here.

and this:

“I’m suicidal and need some help”

“Ok, we hear you, and can probably do that in a while. Have you considered suicide though? It would be a lot quicker”

God damn

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Thats so crazy.

Yes, we can suicide you, but that’ll take a while. Have you thought about cutting your wrists or hanging yourself? That’d be faster for sure.

So it’s pretty much confirmed that Canadian trans teacher with the obsurdley huge breasts was just trolling the country for a year. Amazing.

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Your king is just making up words now.

The fuck is 2S now? Not enough alphabet for the alphabet people?

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Also, lololol for Wolfenstein reference:

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a+
Hard to beat Wolfenstein on the old maxnavox 16 MHz PC.

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should we change the thread title from hilarious to pathetic yet or are we waiting for it to get way worse… because it will.

I feel bad about the outlook of our country, then I see what is happening in Canada and wondering how yall are surviving lol.

I mean, we’re all in crashing airplanes… they’re just a LOT closer to the ground than we are.

some of our Canadian friends stayed with us a few weeks ago and they think it’s not great but don’t see anything wrong with Canada.

Banking is rock solid with the exception of SVB causing a few problems.

We don’t get to talk much politics. HIs wife shuts it down fast.

I wonder if they have considered MAID?

an airplane just crashes once though and then it’s done.

we need a better analogy for ever-increasing, intentional demoralization of a population on purpose that lasts decades.

This is old but timely. They were still getting German military pensions too.

Eh, careful throwing stones on that one as an American…

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