Blonde at the garage...

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?” She
replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one…” She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said, “Of course, its right there.”

Wait for it…

This joke may be older than you…

“THAN YOU” NOT “THEN YOU” SMART ASS!

lol.

oldie, but a goodie.

now that i’m done talking about you, i’d like to add that’s a funny joke.

:smiley: ^Very funny mutha f*cka
punchline…

oooooooooooooooooooooo

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“THAN YOU” NOT “THEN YOU” SMART ASS!

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Umm it says than???

^ Editing is you’re friend.(Get it?:smiley: )

That joke was cute… but this one actually happened!!

I was at an advance auto store and overhear a guy asking about coolant for his car. The guy behind the counter asked what kind of car it was, and he replied with an Acura.

The guy behind the counter says “Well, you can’t just mix them, I need to know what color it is.”

“You need to know what color it is?.. Well, it’s green.”

And, of course there was a green Acura in the parking lot.

:bloated:

They later confirmed that the coolant was green as well :smiley:

-Shawna

hahaha

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That joke was cute… but this one actually happened!!

I was at an advance auto store and overhear a guy asking about coolant for his car. The guy behind the counter asked what kind of car it was, and he replied with an Acura.

The guy behind the counter says “Well, you can’t just mix them, I need to know what color it is.”

“You need to know what color it is?.. Well, it’s green.”

And, of course there was a green Acura in the parking lot.

:bloated:

They later confirmed that the coolant was green as well :smiley:

-Shawna

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I work at an autoparts tore and shit like this happens all the time. People are fucking clueless when it comes to simple things it seems.

dont even make me tell them why you stopped at my store yesterday…

ahahahhaahh a

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dont even make me tell them why you stopped at my store yesterday…

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lol

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dont even make me tell them why you stopped at my store yesterday…

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To look at phones OF COURSE.:shoot: :bloated:
(Maybe this was not the best timing for a blonde joke from me.:redface: )

I love standing in line behind ricers at auto shops. So much fun. :slight_smile:

Pics of said blonde or BAN!

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dont even make me tell them why you stopped at my store yesterday…

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lol, hilarious story :snky:

I was in the shop with my dad and some lady had her husbands truck in for service and kept telling the lady at the ford dealer desk that it was a Ford FISO… it finally clicked that it was a Ford F150

I think my grandfather told me that joke once…