bought a new car..

Oh man, you’re so funny. Another eye joke? Shit dude, let me know when you can come up with material that’s not six years old.

At least I’m not going to be working a dead end job making pizzas the rest of my life. Remind me never to go there either, don’t want all of your germs getting into my food. Just breathing on the damn pizza will contaminate it with breath like yours.