Boy oh Boy, i just had the best weekend ever. v.beatingdowncanadiangirlscouts

hahahahahhaha.

i am farrrr from drunk still.

im at the point, where i almost puked, cleaning up beer cans this morning.

and if i was still drunk, i’d still have 6 outta my 10 fingers in that 15 year old i had in my passenger seat.

it was pretty awesome, until i decided to smell them…needless to say, my two pinky (ass) fingers, smelled better than the vag fingers…i came to the conclusion…she hasn’t douched in atleast 6 months.