Was having secks last night, and the bitch bent my cock off to a 90 for a second when she came down wrong. 1" diameter bruise now…:eek
Been there before. That shit hurts!
dont pop out, wont have that problem
damn, so you have a bruise that covers your whole dick?
So you got the email with the picture that you requested? Nice!
yeah I got it, you know I would never believe your dick was that small without a photo.
Thats how i trick the chicz. Make them feel sorry for me, and I still get to cum. I stopped caring about their feelings years ago:thumbup
dude good thing you didnt break that fucker…and yes you can break your dick my old football coach did it when he was younger and he told my friend it was the WORSE surgery EVER they stick huge neddles in your dick and cut that fucker open and shit, he said even though they numb you up you still feel them breaking and stuffing shit back in your dick
This!
I agree with this life decision
pics or it didn’t happen.
someone had to say it. :rofl
I had to go into full myspace stalk mode but I found it:
I think the story is true yo
:eek
That sucks man… please dont post pictures
I played football with cleats that were two sizes two small the day after thanksgiving… my toe still looks like that