SKETCHY. I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS.
I’M SERIOUS.
IF YOU TAKE A CDL CLASS, AND PROVE IT TO ME, AND SHOW ME THAT YOU’RE MAKING MOVES, YOU WILL GET A MAJOR AWARD.
I WILL PERSONALLY GIVE YOU THE FIRST ANNUAL TONYJ124 SCHOLARSHIP OF $100.
Dead fucking serious.
You take the class, enjoy it, pass it (and show me your passing grade with flying fucking carpets), and I’ll paypal you $100 usd. ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS.