Cap and Trade

I’m a pathological liar because I went to some shit ass club for my girlfriend’s friend’s birthday in OC where Lil Kim was supposed to do an appearance that night, but she backed out at the last minute?

Wow. Just wow.

Lots of people do appearances at bars in OC. Mostly reality TV stars, Bam Margera, etc. Like I was so excited to see Lil Kim, I just HAD to make it up. Cause Pittspeed would have thought I was cool if they thought I was going to be at a club in OC full of nigs and Lil Kim.

Fucking priceless. :bowdown: