Car for $700

I can only swing $700 down. Can you put me into something lightly used maybe even a little rot around the same monthly payments?

I’m telling you…BUY THIS CAR.

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3144212967.html

or be an idiot and have to spend 2-3weeks fixing various anoyances with one of the following.

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3144718528.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3091505964.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3130771549.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3144462449.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3143982583.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3114683303.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3143857044.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3143767467.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3143759696.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3143748696.html

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/3127793766.html

I payed $850 for my 96 ford windstar fresh engine rebuild with 20,xxx on the engine and it barely has any rust, Ef hatch I got for $400 all it needed was a upper control arm and master cylinder Florida car barely had any rust, so it’s possible to find something, I have a coworker with a ek Honda ex auto that wants to scrap the car and I told him I would give him $700 for it and he said he has to wait a month, the reason I made the thread is because I don’t want to wait…

see, he’s simply trying to provide his g/f with a car to drive around so that she doesn’t break up with him to find a man that can really provide for her…he’s just trying to do the bare minimum requirements to keep her around so he can keep mentioning her in every single post he makes.

now you know. you’re welcome

---------- Post added at 10:29 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:27 AM ----------

"Selling my 99 Plymouth Neon… Car has no issues and is currently my daily driver. Could use some tlc…
Great gas mileage - 30 mpg

  • currently has about 155,000 miles,
    recently replaced front brake pads and new calipers,
    newer tires,
    just changed oil.
    Great car for college student etc looking to get from A to B.
    looking for $700 or b/o ! "

^ This is everything you’re asking for, for the exact price you’re willing to pay. if you don’t own this car by nightfall today…you’re the dumbest person I’ll have never met.

Actually I’m trying to provide her with transportation so I don’t have to drive her to work and be tired for work in the am, I’m also trying to help a friend out by selling them my truck do they have transportation so they can fix their car… But thank you for the input

In4picsofgf.

Tell her to get her own car. Be the ALPHA.

you sure you want to do that dude? you really think it would be pics worth viewing? lol

Here’s a thought, Cash Dirtye30’s insurance check, then you’ll have $825!!! worst case scenario the $125 can help you cover the taxes/title/reg fees at the DMV!!!

I’m so goddamned helpful it’s sickening. I’m a fucking saint

True true. But he’s not looking for a “diamond in the rough” more or less just looking for the “rough” Hahaha

This thread is depressing

Checko knos what she looks like lol it doesn’t matter anyways…

And thank you for the clarification Checko

id like to meet some of the fucking assholes in this thread in person. bunch of fucking internet meatball cocksuckers

only reason i say this is because, a little banter here and there is all in fun, but alot of people on here see some bantering toward evan and they jump on the bandwagon and take it too far. If you don’t know him well enough to know what his old lady looks like, or know that he does his best to help out his friends and girlfriend then you probably dont have the right to spew so much useless shit out of your mouth just to try and make yourslef feel better. We have all been in situations where we are down on money, or just down on luck and i doubt any of you guys would appreciate all the useless shit on here coming there way. Grow up, look at what JAMS friends did for him and take notes on what its like to be a decent person. what soomeones significant other looks like, means nothing, how much money they have, means nothing.

For the record, his girlfriend is pretty good looking, and i have always appreciated evan taking charge of his responsibilities and being respectful.

for the rest of you cocksuckers who will always be assholes, and rude, dont let me run into anywhere and be careful what you post on here because someday when your in need ill be the first one to shit all over you, poke fun at your shit and get everyone else to go along with it.

So you’re saying that people are internet meatball cocksuckers yet you say “I’d like to meet some of the fucking assholes in person.” Oh no internet tough guy, we’re scared. +1 for doing EXACTLY what you are bitching about others doing, being an internet tough guy.

This thread just got awesome

EVAN HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO IGNORE FOCUSINPROGRESS’S POST ABOUT THAT GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT NEON

[COLOR=“black”]Also Dylann said he would sell that super rusty EG hatch of his. it’s pretty reliable it seems[/COLOR]

I emailed the guy about the neon no response, the Fucktard didn’t put his number in like all the other people on Craigslist. I’ll text him.

Ok lol, just making sure

Dude have her buy that sweet fucking fiero…i dont think i could hate her as much if she owned a sweet fucking fiero.

In b4 shitstorm?

Too late…nevermind.