ahhaah sweeeeeeeet:A you had two at one time, the car and the girl!!!
damm i hope shorteaz dosent read my reply, im getting burned by her today in ever thread,lol,jks,jks
lol that was nothing but great reading.
i stole my friends parents minivan and drove it down a grass hill into a mesh steel fence. he was with me and we both got shatted on.
another time after they got a new van, btw we were both ithink 12 or 13 most.
we took the van late at nite, and went into a construction site off roading…then my friend had a good idea to run into the outhouse shitter things…
worst thing we have ever done, let me tell you. POO Flew out of the chimny thing that vents it and soaked the van in t he blue water stuff / what ever construction workers digested on the site…was not cool nor did i wash it off
another note. when i got my 240 and was doing a sr swap. i drove around in my ka filled with water in the oil second gear pinning it at the rev limiter with no fluids other then the water…
Later my friend boosted that ka and its running strong as shit ha
this thread makes me want to start another: “what intruments were used to discipline you?!”
My car sin?
- (17) i failed to run away with rabbits car when he left his keys in the ignition
- (17) i enjoyed driving my cousin’s civic when i went to prom. Even “wangan’ed” a bit on the 407 on the way back.
^^^
the latter is pretty bad
when we were like 15 or 16, me and dan (d_fresh) took my mum’ sunfire out for a joyride. we thought 140 was fast… lol! dan, you were being such a pussy too.
when i was 17 i spun out in the rain in my jeep YJ and cracked my rim off the curb, replaced it, then continued to tell people how i am an awesome driver and have never been in an accident.
guess i’ll contribute.
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bought a '81 civic when i was 14 (before i had my license) for $50 and drove it to the ground. didnt bother getting it registered or insured. ended up redlining it and blowing something. sold it to a junkyard for $100
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turned 15 and went to junkyard with friends. stole a honda odessy(sp?) that had the rear crunched in, and decided to propane-inject it. ended up on the 401 before we kicked in the propane. result? huge hole in the hood and one of the piston heads lying 100 metres behind the van.
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16 until recently. took out my dad’s windstar (AKA the deathstar) without him knowing. raced in the van, accidently catwalked it twice, and made the V6 motor into a V4 (cylinders 4 and 5 dont fire)
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rich kid in HS stole one of the girls i was chasing after. he was suppose to be my best friend. Keyed his M3, took all the badges off, smashed all the glass (windows, head & tail lights). flattened one wheel and flattened his spare.turns out she dumped him for caring about his car more than her.
your my idol. lol.:R
:S nothing usually goes without me passing over it…and well yea they both would be a sin…premarital sex is a sin lol
im tryin to think of all the things ive done to my car that havent been quite so nice
i just spilt a ice cap ALL OVER THE PLACE.
now my car is gunna reek of rotten cap!
so i came home and took thje girlfriends 240 LOL!
wow, some great stuff here, almost everyone has something funny or interesting to tell, and i know when we were in that situation we were like oh crap, but things like this makes us laugh today, which is good, you have something to look back at and laugh at.
oh by the way i went for a break outside my work, which i usually do every hour or so, number crunching kills brain cells,lol, if any one knows the street “Cumberland” downtown knows what im talking about, its a one lane road with sit out restaraunts, italian fashion stores and hot people, well i sat on a bench on my usual spot eating my subway, when i see a blonde women in her forties start crying, so i approach her, and lol, she was standing behind her red ferrari 360 modena, i asked her whats wrong, and she said look, some one dented my car, i was wearing sunglasses so i didn’t see at first, than i looked down at the rear where the ferrari horse emblem is, Holy C### someone smashed the car in, huge dent, probably $15,000 to fix or more, so i calm her down, and shes crying still, but she holds my shoulder, i guess crying and 29 degrees in sunlight is not a good combo, i got her some water, and i asked her so what are you going to do, its damaged pritty bad, we talked for almost 15 mins, later we got security, though they had no cameras around, and soon she left, after i told her don’t worry its only a car, in my head i was like (I’D be MAXED P’oed if this was my ferrari I’d start shooting people in the area,lol)
type of cars i get to see every day, well alot!!! today i saw a red porsche cayyane 911 turbo, new M5, ferrari 360 modena, H1 with plates"HUM4MUD" lol, H2 with with two chicks,lambo gallardo, couple super bikes, aston martin vanquish, and old dude with a 1967 aston DB.
There more chicks there than guys, 90% of the stores and offices are like Gucci, diamond shops, and such. There were about three more hot girls right behind me, and one sitting back to back, i didn’t know so i leaned back, and touched her,lol, it was nice, but i din’t look cuz my cell rang, typical office BS something comes up when your eating or just starting to enjoy the day, so i closed the cell and swore out loud, and all i herd was CUT!!!, there were bikini models behind me being filmed,lol, i look back im like lol, F-work, but went back cuz of the busyday. The office next to mine is estee lauders, i get to lol see models all day,but can’t touch!!! arghhh.
I tried sweet talking the sec, to get me a referance for a job, only bad thing most places or offices like that hire females, even for the math stuff,lol. Anyways, im not getting paid on this contract but i think its worth it everyday, only problem, your looking left, right, and centre at bueatiful women, and getting horny, you should see what girls wear there, even though it looks good on them, but still unbelievable, yea thats comming from a guy…anyways, thats my sin for the day, undressing hot women all day with my eyes, and then looking at sexy car’s go past, almost a full sexual meal…
LOL!! do you sing, and only when no one is there, with the windows up, sing in a girl voice to match the way the female singers’ tone of voice is? hahahah