Status: Connected to guide: Celeste(69509)
Celeste(69509): Welcome to ChaCha!
Celeste(69509): Hello
Celeste(69509): Please be more specific as to what you’re looking for on this topic.
You: hey how are you?
Celeste(69509): I’m good.
You: i need to find something
Celeste(69509): Ok
You: so yesterday i was sitting in the parking lot
You: and this dog attacked me
You: can you find it?
You: it was yellow in color and it was missing an ear if that helps?
Celeste(69509): Sorry you will have to call animal control for that.
Status: Connected to guide: Rockie(71154)
You: hi
You: hoiw are you?
You: poke?
Rockie(71154): Welcome to ChaCha!
Rockie(71154): Hello.
You: can you help me find someone
Rockie(71154): A guide?
You: not a guide…
Rockie(71154): It will host money.
You: my girlfriend is cheating on me with someone can you find him for me
Rockie(71154): I have searched twice to find site like that.
Rockie(71154): Never found any free ones.
You: id like to know the guys name where he lives what he drives where he works
You: all the stuff you need to break someone
Rockie(71154): Sorry, I don’t have the ability to do that.
You: but you must be able to
You: your smart i can tell
You: i bet people dont give you the credit you need
You: ney deserve
Rockie(71154): I’ve tried to search for those site already.
You: oh ok
Rockie(71154): Sorry I can’t. Have anything else I can search for?
You: if i give you his name will that help?
You: charlie deckert
Rockie(71154): No, it cost $ for information.
You: aww damn
Rockie(71154): You whiling to pay money?
You: no im cheap
Rockie(71154): Alright. Have anything else for me to search for?
You: ill just wait outside her house when he pulls up ill fucking shoot him in the foot
Rockie(71154): !!! WARNING !!! abusive language by infoSeeker (ill just wait outside her house when he pulls up ill fucking shoot him in the foot)
You: ill just wait outside her house and when he pulls up ill shoot him in the foot
You: that just cost money for bullits
You: can you search for lawyers
Rockie(71154): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Connecting …
Status: Looking for a guide …
Ring: …
Status: Connected to guide: Elena(11417)
Elena(11417): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Elena(11417): Hello and welcome to ChaCha!!!
Elena(11417): How are you doing?
You: really cold
You:
Elena(11417): What can I search for you today?
You: my friends keep on asking to spell ICUP… I cant find an ICUP anywhere what is it?
You: I looked through all my kitchen utlities and all… No ICUPS to be found ?
Elena(11417): Its I SEE YOU PEE
You: nah its not eleana your information is misguided
Elena(11417): Ok ill transfer you
You: ok thanks
Transfer: You are
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide …
Ring: …
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(11923)
Jennifer(11923): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jennifer(11923): Hello
Jennifer(11923): How are you today?
You: hey jennifer
You: I am good
Jennifer(11923): What is it that I can search for you today?
You: I was searchign for an ICUP… somethign I think its like a tear drop on your eye or something?
You: I couldnt find info on it anywhere and the other guide was not very helpful i think she was on her rag or something?
Jennifer(11923): Is it like a sticker
Jennifer(11923): oh ok sorry about that
whats cha cha? is it worth me taking the .5 milliseconds to google and find out for myself?
So you mean I can chat with hot babes online AND search at the same time?!
I would hate to be you, your life is so sad.
You: nah its not eleana your information is misguided
Elena(11417): Ok ill transfer you
you sure told her… lol
w00t
x2!!!
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Guide Session
Status: Connecting …
Status: Looking for a guide …
Ring: …
Status: Connected to guide: Robert(57917)
Robert(57917): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Robert(57917): Please be more specific as to what you’re looking for on this topic.
You: I’m wondering why my cinnamon ring burns after pinching a loaf sometimes
Robert(57917): Ah
Robert(57917): Cosmic foam
You: really?
You: what is cosmic foam?
Robert(57917): The stuff of myth
You: is that like the really runny stuff thats clear?
Robert(57917): Yes
Robert(57917): The bones of Nazi Trolls from Vernik 3.
You: becuase it sometimes feels like someone is rubbing a chili pepper on my rear end
Robert(57917): Yep
Robert(57917): That’s the bile of space racism
You: how do i get rid of these nazi trolls?
Robert(57917): SPACE JEWS
You: bgblockelcamino?
Robert(57917): Yes
You: he’s a jew, but im not sure if he’s been in space
You: would it matter if he was in space?
Robert(57917): Just run him through atom smashers
You: i see
You: are those easy to come by?
Robert(57917): NO
Robert(57917): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
:bowrofl: WOW
Guide Session
Status: Connecting …
Status: Looking for a guide …
Status: Connected to guide: Wendy(23222)
Wendy(23222): Welcome to ChaCha!
Wendy(23222): Hello and welcome to chacha! I will be helping you with your search
You: there is a women in my bed
Wendy(23222): How can I help you with your search on Women?
You: well i need someone to guide me thru the best way to please her
Wendy(23222): do you want sexuality tips?
You: I need to know what to do, she is becoming un clothed
Wendy(23222): Unless there is something I can specifically search for you I can’t help you on this
You: I need to know how to please her
Wendy(23222): If you would want sexuality tips I can send those for you
You: is it free?
Wendy(23222): yes
You: thank you, i have another question
Wendy(23222): ok
You: would you happen to have a guide on how to apply a condom?
Wendy(23222): let me see what I can find
You: ok
You: she is becoming upset
Wendy(23222): Are these results sufficient?
You: this facts on condoms does not tell me how to apply
You: I am losing my erection, can you hurry?
Wendy(23222): one moment
You: im not sure i can wait much longer
Wendy(23222): the last site has tips on how to put them on
Wendy(23222): Hope these sites are helpful to you Have a wonderful night
You: thanks, but its too late… can you help my find a guide to get another erection?
Wendy(23222): I am truely sorry goodnight
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whoops 
That site is wack…I asked a real question and the guy was a total dick to me. WTF
lol nazi trolls lol
i like it…along with the fact that women are the BEST and a search guided by one will actaully lead me somewhere!!! hehe
yeah yeah yeah…dont mean they can drive
pssssssssshhh
im just playing with you lol