Once ok… shit happens.
But three times…c’mon.
WOOT! just got a call from the virgin. shes getting a schmaschmortion at the schmaschmortion clinic next week. so really, all i gotta worry about is one kid
i would call a lawyer i cant imagine nys or wherever could garnish 51% of your pay you do have to be able to survive but i have no idea…but it is admirable that you are handling your business like a man
^^^^lol at your post i can just imagine the smile on your face after that call
yeah just so you know, she can put whatever she wants in writing right now and still get you later if you are the real father
really? i thought a written contract is all i need just so long as it says something like if i turn out to be the father, im exempt from all child support costs.
51% for the next 20 years. You’re going to be a broke dick for the rest of your life. Congrats.
Based on evidence you’ve provided, you’ll be working middle management the rest of your life. That means even if you make $45k a year, after taxes and child support, you’re going to make around $250 a week. Good luck.
Here’s some advice:
- Mix vaseline and gasoline in a bucket.
- Find yourself a lighter. Torch lighters are best.
- Liberally apply the vaseline-gasoline mixture to your entire body.
- Retrieve lighter from your pocket.
- Place lighter near your body.
- Ignite.
- Profit by not having to endure a lifetime of being a broke dick.
in short, no. she cant give up the child’s right to support in nys without a court order. Child support isn’t for the mother, it is for the child, that is why the court determines it
thanks beck.
im not sure how it would be, being from 2 different states. im technically a nys registered driver. what court would i go to? ohio?
it distrubs me that you think it’s normal/common practice to not use protection outside of a serious relationship… what’s your plan against STDs? do you ask them if they are clean, or just infertile?
i didnt make this thread about STD’s. dont worry about it
I won’t, you should.
great. my fucking apartment building is on fire. gotta evacuate. i’ll get back to u guys.
cliffs:
after fucking, your fucked. thrice.
now up to 4 times including the fire.
yeah, fuck it. im not leaving. my neighbors told me that its the west building. im good
LOL wtf
man, you better call a lawyer about the one that doesn’t want support, and get a court ordered certified something or other so that it doesnt come back to bite you in the ass, cause then it becomes retroactive and you will be owing this bitch shit tons of money all at once.
try to convince the third broad for an abortion too…just sayin
hopefully you learned a god damned lesson here.
my boss pays a third of his check by a condom you dumb fucking herpes
move 'em all to Utah have one BIG happy family.
time to go to BJ’s and buy the industrial strength condoms