child support?

Oh god shawn, you didn’t tell me 3! It’ll work out somehow dude

i found out about the other two this week

:io:

fucking LOL

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/LostPerfectFlaw/wda.jpg

took me longer to upload the picture to my computer than it did to get my hands on a condom in my room. inner jacket pockets are a great place too. seriously man.

man up. life isn’t always about trying to find the easy way out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

FUCKING SUCKS!

At least you have strong swimmers.

The sex is way better with no rubber.Pulling out with a rubber ruins the sex on top of that.

Same here…
Even though we are probably going to get married eventually and have some kiddies.
Not now, however.
But if it does happen… Eh, It was going to happen later in life anyway.
So not like I’m too worried.
But I would prefer it later… when… I have, you know… money.
and a house.

But I feel 200x better after reading this thread.
I thought I was having some terrible luck.

So you guys say 17% for every child?
What if he knocks up 9 more women?
They would be taking 204% of his paycheck?
What?

Abortions anyone?

http://www.audrizzle.com/abortionsendsbabiestogodfaster.jpg

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee233/catchspider2003/English%20movies/Idiocracy/Idiocracy2.jpg

Wow. Custom title awarded.

Spring for the paternity tests. Girls that get knocked up by random guys aren’t exactly compelled to be honest. I.E. the one that banged her ex but used a condom? Uh huh…

Good luck. Props to handling it like a man. And telling NYSpeed about it. You should probably print this thread. It’ll make for great baby scrap book material. :eyebrow:

I’m impressed you guys can actually get off with a rubber. I can go at it with one of those things for hours and I just end up calling it quits. :angryhump: fuck that noise.

God, this is all sorts of awesome :tup:

wow dude

i really dont even know what to say right now

Try it sober. :tup:

thanks for the laugh

“You poor bastard” comes to mind.