If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy’s. When asked why he doesn’t do this Vin replied “Because Grammy’s are for queers.” Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
Vin Diesel coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse” after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
Mr. T coined the phrase, “I see dead people,” after the waiting staff at Denny’s forgot his birthday.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That’s why he can only kick through doors.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Mr. T’s edition of the VH1 show ‘Where Are They Now’ was the shortest in the show’s history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words “Right Behind You” written on it.
Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Mr. T actually beat Rocky in Rocky III. In fact he killed Slyvester Stallone with his first punch. And wore his skin to make Rocky IV.
If you were born before 1980, there is a good chance that Mr. T is your father. If you were born after, it’s guaranteed.
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald’s, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.