For the city of Houston and surrounding areas.
This plan is to be implemented as soon as it receives TxDOT approval.
Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio.
Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette.
Rednecks use Hwy. 59 to East Texas.
Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC.
Yankees and Democrats use I-45 South to Galveston.
Longhorns use Hwy. 290 West to Austin.
Aggies use the 610 Loop. 