Class 4 laser that will burn through stuff and blind you instantly for $200 eh?

hahah, if I see a blue dot on my house I am calling you! Shit that thing could prolly cut rusted out amsterdam honda civics in half like a long range plasma cutter! haha

Wayne, lets get one and shine it into the secret service building next door from our offices and see what happens.

there’s a secret service building next door??? do tell.

yeah above the DunkinDoughnuts, a guy here knows someone that works in there. its not a crazy covert place but does have ss employees in it.

awesome, lets go over there and see if we can get in. i’ll color a beard on my badge so i look legit.

hahahah nice

found em on a site for less than 40 bucks and 0 shipping fee, but thanks to the FAA or whatever the fuck we cant order them to the USA anymore. DICKS!

Now I have to take you out, boss’ orders. I told you not to squeal.

:ninja

Oh yeah… Im in.