CNN: Teens Embed Objects in Body

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http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/images/09/03/t1main.xray.rsna.jpg

The X-ray of an elbow shown here comes from a 17-year-old girl who had embedded staples (shown by the straight arrows), an unfolded paperclip (curved arrow), and graphite fragments (arrowheads)

So this seems totally logical to me… if you’re feeling some kind of emotional pain (like your dad yelled at your mom, your dog is gay or teacher gave you a D even though you deserved it) you can relieve some of that pain by taking random objects, cutting yourself and slowly inserting these objects into open wounds. Then you let them heal over.

Then you fail security at the airport and end up in an X-ray session like this.

WTF

I have titanium balls in place of my genetic ones.
They get really cold in the winter, and in the summer I can cook bacon on the go.

Convenient, yet uncomfortable.

Mine are Delron, no heat or cold, just super lubricanty.

Also, WTF?

i put another brain inside my brain so that i can think while i think

ahaha, this thread is win.

Were these kids American or Canadian? Or a Canamericadian hybrid?

The pockets on their pants were probably way to tight to fit that stuff, so they had to put it somewhere.

:xz:

Further proof that modern medicine has beat Darwin. No way that these kids were meant to survive childhood.

+1

YO WTF!