A local county sheriff pulls over a fella for doing 80 MPH in a 55 MPH zone.The following exchange takes place:
Cop - May I see your drivers license?
Driver - I don’t have one, it was suspended when i got my fifth DWI.
Cop - Can I see your registration?
Driver - It’s not my car, I stole it.
Cop - This car is stolen!?
Driver - That’s right, but I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Cop - There’s a gun in the glove box!?
Driver - Yes sir, That’s where I put it after I shot the owner of the car and stuffed him in the trunk.
Cop - There’s a body in the trunk!?
Driver - Yes sir.
Being a rookie and not knowing what to do the officer radios his captain. The car is surrounded and the captain approachesthe driver
Captain - Let me see your drivers license.
Driver - Certainly sir, here you are…it was valid.
Captain - Who does this car belong to?
Driver - It’s mine officer, here’s the registration…The car was his.
Captain - Reach over and slowly open the glove box, I need to check for a gun.
Driver - Yes sir, but there is no gun in there…Sure enough, nothing in the glove box
Captian - Step out of the vehicle and open the trunk.
Driver - No problem…trunk is opened, nothing but a spare tire.
Captain - I dont understand. The officer who stopped you said that you told him that you didn’t have a license, stole the car,had a gun in the glove box and a body in the trunk!
Driver - Really!? I’ll bet that lyin’ S.O.B. told you I was speeding too!
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