Corrupt A Wish

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ha.

granted, but you’re computer monitor broke.

I wish my dog would shit outside for once.

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granted, but the shit is in your tent.

i wish my dog would let itself out and not escape from my yard everytime i “fix” her escape routes.

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Granted, but now because of the increased intelligence, it realized that living under human command isn’t what it wants, and decides to take over the home, locking you out and stealing you hopes and wishes.

I wish my house wasn’t so damn cold today

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Granted, but your house was moved to the middle of the costa rican rain forest.

I wish my lunch was done heating up.

185

Granted, but you forgot to set the temperature and now you have to wait for it to cool down.

I wish I was a power ranger (hahah…this will be good.)

186

granted

I wish I had 4 monitors instead of 2

187

granted, but they are permanently filled with gay porn.

I wish I had a 50 inch LCD

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Man, Peter North looks HUGE on that 50"…especially since that’s the only image that will ever show on it.

I wish my clutch would magically change itself.

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granted, but the magic put in the wrong clutch

I wish I had a brand new dr. pepper, not contaminated with anything

190

Granted, but it’s frozen.

I wish my car was fast

191

Granted. It has 700 whp with a few extra mods such as a broken steering column, cut brake lines, and “SURPRISE” painted on the airbag

I wish I didn’t have to take this damn test on Monday.

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Granted. You now own youknowthis’s gti

I wish my wrx had a DCCD

EDIT: danm you zong

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Granted sedl, but it’s set to 99F/1R plus/minus 1%

I wish sedlmeier didn’t fuck up this thread

194

granted, but nobody will post in it for days…

i wish i had not left my car in the street last nite.

195

granted, but ur driveway is made of quicksand.

I wish i had the whole week off of work and school.

196

Isn’t unemployment great?

I wish that I had breakfast.

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Granted, enjoy your breakfast. This will be the only meal you eat all week.

I wish ice cream wasn’t fattening.

198

granted but your still fat

i wish i could have sex with a fat chick

199

uh, granted? (is there really a way to make it worse?)

I wish I had change for a $20

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granted, its all pennies

i wish it wasnt getting cold out