Cossey - 1; neighborhood punks - 0

[KillerBlackbird]

@Cossey

Speaking of shit done in HS and younger:
I got ding-dong ditched the other night. I shut off all the lights in my house afterwards and then sat by the front door w/ an unloaded AR waiting for them to “strike” again. I saw them go to my neighbor’s house who is a cool guy, then as soon as they rang his doorbell and started running, I booked (yes, booked. Fat man booked, so similar to a skinny person’s fast walking pace) out of my house with a flashlight shining on them and watched them scream their heads off and followed them from a distance to their house. Then I knocked on the door (at 1am mind you) and watched them all scatter like cockroaches trying to hide. Got back home and called the cops on them. I’m so fucking old. The family is always loud as fuck at night and the son (who is 19, who rang my doorbell) drives like a cocksucker in his Cobalt LS. Fuck them.

It was that idiot in the Cobalt?! :rofl