coworker just owned himself...

so I’m standing around talking with a few people when a dude walks up to us and says to me

him: did somebody hit your car?
me: I don’t think so, what makes you think they did
him: there’s a big scrape on the side
me: really? where on the car
him: drivers side, looks pretty bad
me: you know what the interesting thing about this is?
him: what?
me: that I left my car at home today and took my girlfriend’s car because I’m working on mine

then he just walks away… what a retard.

ok, so it cant be someone else white lancer?

slowwwpoke doesn’t get the joke…

I was hoping for another story about someone spilling Code Red on themselves :gotme:

Heh. First thing I thought of too.

I dont get it.

I’m still not sure if he was trying to be funny? there are no other cars like mine.

:io:

yea…

http://www.sugar-gliders.com/images/store/crickets.jpg

Oh…thats what happened.

office blogs ftw!!!

what?

this thread sucks

yeah, pretty much. not as amusing to others I guess.

this thread delivers on the promise of a new America!

on the upside, I can has karma

coworker just owned...  	08-12-2008 01:25 PM  	this thread failed, hard.
coworker just owned... 	08-12-2008 01:12 PM 	nopers, still not funny
coworker just owned... 	08-12-2008 01:09 PM 	fail story
coworker just owned... 	08-12-2008 01:07 PM 	There was no "ownage" this is lame. Please do not post.
coworker just owned... 	08-12-2008 01:06 PM 	this story sucked
coworker just owned... 	08-12-2008 12:09 PM 	no one cares?

Better ownage:

damnit ANDY!

you beat me to it.