we go to take his gf to work. he says “dont worry you dont have to move your car” i said “i know there is enough room to move around”
we get in, he starts the truck. we start talking, and i notice him backing straight up… closer… closer… bump! asshole backs right into my damn car! its only been on the road for a month!!! haha
no worries tho. there isnt any damage to any vehicle. he feels really bad, keeps saying how sorry he is. i keep dragging out a lie telling him i need a new bumper and there a big crack in it haha.
all in all, i make him buy me a monster at the store. i go to grab the usual, kaos, and see this…
True story I decided to smash one of those BFC cans over my forehead one day and broke my nose. It’s way too much spaz drink for one person! It’ll make you start shitty threads and break bones…shitz fo realz yo.
So there is a place with 3 mediocre piece of shit cars, one gets backed in to, you grab a bro drink, and post a shit thread about it? Did you have your Monster hat on at an assinine angle and Fox hoody when you went in to the store? What about those fucking stupid sneakers that look like they were inflated with air? Did you have those on too?
Also I’m pretty sure nick has way more money into his car then you would ever, hi my names quttraokrant I get pissed at everything and look soooooo cool pissed off I’m surprised kno one sac rides you on this site cause you always pissed off, you beat your wife or gf or bf when you come home from work
