Criagslist Find: Chevy Caprice

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/2680154733.html

i gots a nasty 93 caprice on 24’s wit a skyjacker lifta kit to fit dem dubs under dat whip. shits got rockin beats wit like 2 15 inch kicker subs, 6000 wat amp. touch screen head unit. got that sneaky compartment behind da touchscreen to hide the gats and the dank. got them big ass chrome rims, shiny ass exaust with red accent, woodgrain pannals and dat two tone drip. real dope car, got into some drug trouble and need some cash to get outa some shit. hit me up wit some calls or texts. names demark you know wher im at. 716-430-0424

Sounds legit

apparently the “sneaky compartment” behind da touchscreen wasn’t so sneaky…

More legible than a Honda FS post.

Location: Niagera falls

LOL

I want to visit one day.

I dare some to text him and and pretend you really do want the car and flake.

Yeah bro, that would be really rad! Have you ever heard of that being done before? You should write a fucking book with all of these rad thoughts! Then you get rich and get laid!

Coolstory bro everyone that knos and has met me knos I have a hot gf you stupid fuck so you should write a book on how you wish you were getting laid

lol juat? And speaking of cool stories bro.

Someone’s got a dick in their anus this month…

Hmm… part out all that shit and put some monster winter tires on it and spray it flat black. I might call him and i bet you could get it cheap :slight_smile:
It would have been nice if he listed info on the actual car though lol.

On topic, I would rock this if it was a soft top

I knos u have a hot g/f, wanna compare nudes?

I think he’s in jail for da gats and dank because he won’t answer my texts.

If only it was a 94-96, I think that means it would have an LT1. I would drive it in next year’s Enduro race at Crash-O-Rama and make this kid watch. Hopefully he wouldn’t bring his nine, yo.

Sounds like a prank to me, only thing missing is “call any time pref late at night”