Cuban "Welfare" Crisis - Found Him! *VIDS INSIDE*

http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38870

God I’ve been dieing to post this, thank god the speed is finally back up. I was about two seconds away from posting it on Rallyarmor’s site :smiley:

The saga continues, this time I actually managed to see his stupid ass in person. I swear this is a debt that keeps on giving, not financially thats for sure, but in comedy. If you don’t know what I am talking about you can reference these threads.

http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10337&highlight=cuban+crisis

http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11308&highlight=cuban+crisis

http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23821&highlight=cuban+crisis

Backstory, finally wake up after a long night, groggy I head to the post office to buy $140 worth of stamps to send out wedding invites. Head out of the post office to our favorite dim sum spot, and what do I see but a white 3rd gen eclipse.

Sureshot! and Robherself are in the back of the car, and sureshot calls out, its fucking CUBAN. I creep by slowly, and fuck my mother, it is him. So i cut a U-turn on Delaware in Kenmore, which all in itself is a bad idea and begin pursuit. I finally catch up to him after crossing sheridan and fly right up on his rear bumper. He is probably on the phone with some hot 13 year old piece of ass so he does not notice. Finally I get the chance to cut next to him, and I present you with this video courtesy Robherself’s phone:

Explore Jim Toomey

He looks over and gives a “AH WHAT THE FUCK” look to us, and traffic picks up as we roll into the city of tonawanda. Single lane road at this point so we are just following, he cuts down a side street. Now for some comedy on my behalf… as we are making a left turn onto some street in north tonawanda, there are two kids standing on the street corner, one overweight, and wearing one shoe, and he yells out as I drive by “Look, he’s got a rice burner!” :lol:

Regardless of the insults of Cubans tiny friends as I roll through his hood, we stay on the trail, hoping that someday, I might actually get my money he has owed me for the last 2 or 3 years. He pulls into a parking lot of what looks like a elementary school, which I figure was to pickup his girlfriend or something. We roll around the corner of the building, then I present you this video, SHIT:

Explore Jim Toomey

He actually pulls in and says something to the cop who is then staring my car down like I just helped 30 mexicans jump the border, I decide it is not worth multiple tickets for any random infraction this guy decides to give me for disturbing one of North Tonawanda’s finest residents.

All I ended up with was about 2 gallons of wasted gas, and a whole lot of :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: for the rest of the day. Let the photochopping begin, again. :hitit:

i’m pretty convinced i see him at best buy all the time. i always kind of want to make fun of him but i work there and he doesn’t know me so it might be kind of weird.

EDIT: and was that an nyspeed sticker on his car?

lol, awesome

Seeing this son of a bitch on the street was absolutely ridiculous.

i thought he bought an STi?*

Anyways, when we were rolling next to him for a good half mile, honking and staring him down, it was really really funny watching him try and keep looking forward, all rigid and scared… the guy was obviously trying to think of any friends to call in case a brawl went down, but we all know his only buddy packed up and skipped town to LA.

Oh well, might as well call Chino lex luther, because this shit was straight out of a retarded Smallville episode lol

edit: what a pussy. if he would have let us video tape him saying “i can’t pay up because I’m broke… all my money goes to child support since i’m a dead beat dad” i think we would be satisfied

damn you have no idea how much this pisses me off…

I have seen his car everywhere, Panos, gas stations in amherst, etc etc etc

I have been asking skunk who owns it because it has the nyspeed sticker on the side and he realized yesterday who it is…gahhhhh

Operation: PayUpBiotch is now on my list.

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i’m pretty convinced i see him at best buy all the time. i always kind of want to make fun of him but i work there and he doesn’t know me so it might be kind of weird.

EDIT: and was that an nyspeed sticker on his car?

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yes, there was a nyspeed sticker on his car, hahaha

Wtf, haha.

Haha, what a waste of life.

Kudos on outing a real tool…

:clap:

Operation : PayUpBitch

Haha

Yeah it was a lolling good time

found this pic online…

OT: I don’t own a suit. Do i have to buy one for your wedding?

:lol:

fucking faggot

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OT: I don’t own a suit. Do i have to buy one for your wedding?

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I don’t care wear whatever you want. However if you don’t wear a suit I am going to be bringing the umbrella hat for you to put on again :smiley:

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fucking faggot

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lemme give you a big HELL YEAH… :slight_smile:

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

:clap:

:lol: at the second vid
“oh shit were trapped uh oh”
classic. what happened after that?
Did the police get this guys money back?

well we pulled in and he was right next to a cop and at that moment the cop looked at us so that meand for me to stop recording. My phone only records in 15 second bursts anyway. After that cuban pulled out and chino pretty much went on his way.

oh… well you guys were right there you shoulda reported that he owed you guys money!!! in any event im still laughing at the vid its just too funny.