Spike coffee pot with vodka… then go tell supervisor so and so smells like alcohol.
you win
heres a “moral booster” from my department fucking retard secretary…
wow. thats dumb
fake a seizure and sue for teh win!!! :boink
you know what would boost my moral?! If I didnt fucking work here anymore. People are fucking retarded assholes, I guess we don’t believe in air conditioning, its fucking 80 degrees in here, I dont have window, get a clue bitches, holy shit!
This coming from a redneck truck driver 
on a side note, i’m generally pissed off because of the trash in this fuckng town… i wonder how so many people can think negitively of pittbsurgh, then i walk around downtown… fucking trash everywhere… people are ignorant to no end. i can’t believe the amount of peoplt hat WORK for the city of pittsburgh that are fucking assholes… i had some dirty fuck from the city department run directly into me because he wasn’t looking, then wehen i said excuse me he said ‘watch where the fuck you’re going’… to which i quickly replied ’ stfu you piece of trash’
i was in mellon sq today reading my book and a group of young ass kids (12-14) walk up and sit by me… not only where they rude, like saying fucking cunt and shit like that around 30-40 people trying to eat lunch or read, they busted out some bags of weed and proceeded to roll a blunt and smoke it. i’m perplexed as to how 5 black guys and 1 white kid can collaborate in an open park, split up weed, and roll a blunt all the while there are people everywhere. those fucks should be arrested.
it just amazes me that young ass kids can pull that off at 2:15pm? there were at least 20 people that witnessed it, the reasoning? because no one gives a fuck… no one in this town gives a fuck about anyone else. i see motherfuckers back into cars all day, motherfuckers crossing the road scratching their zippers and purses on cars… fucking arrogant ass shop workers that barely talk to customers… i’m fucking sick of it.
i’m going to start being an asshole to Everyone, until someone is nice to me.
fuck, i saw some homeless guy going through some dudes wallet that he either found or stole… i watched two ignorant ass black women get into a slapping match on fifth ave holdin gup traffic… i watch all the trash on 5th at the bus stop harass women non-stop. it’s a shame when a guy and his girl are walking down the road and have 5 -10 gangsta’s talk shit and follow them trying to ‘spit game’ at his chick… i’m surpirsed there aren’t more shootings. fuck this shitty fucking town.
its everywhere sonny. This is the america we live in. Thank all the social programs that let people sit on their ass and be unproductive pieces of shit. It trickles down to their kids and they grow up the same way. When you have too, hot chicks like destiny’s child singing on the radio about wanting “a soldier…with street credibility” what do you expect.
There is a reason the people that work in public work…work in public works. The city is full of druken bums that wanna do nothing with their life. The garbage in this city makes me sick too, as does the graffitti.
The difference between my generation and today’s is when i was young i was watching violence and listening to gangster rap but i had parents that taught me values… a lot of todays parents seem to have given up on their kids because they are losers themselves.
too true… that’s what sucks about it all… fuck this shitty town… want to hear something worse? when i walk around town from 6am - 8am i’m never bothered… all the poeple working at teh breakfast places are nice… no bums hitting me up for money because they’re lazy and asleep… and i’m not bombarded with irrational people yelling and making a scene, because the bus stops are vacant.
too bad this town turns to shit when the lazy people get their ass up.
i would mind living in pittsburgh from 6am - 8am everyday.
jeah, to bad all the assholes show up. i miss ppl watchin in the city, but i don’t miss the ppl i watched.
ok… i do miss the titties… hundreds and hundreds of daily titties :spank:
The trash and the friggin ignorant f*cks around here suck big time. People here don’t seem to care about the city, the people that live here, or other peoples property at ALL. I see people throwing trash out of the windows of their moving cars all the time, every day. I don’t get it. What happened to good old fashioned respect??? I agree, the parents pass the lazy genes down to the kids…but what else are they supposed to learn from? They see their lazy ass fat as sh!t parent sitting around and getting government checks, so they learn from that. It’s a vicious circle…I wish I could nuke that vicious circle…get rid of all the scum suckers…
I say we all create a new town. Only the ppl we like can live there. Let’s move to Montana or Idaho! :reloading Who’s coming with me? 
If you say Maui I am in like Flynn! 
i must say that i am guilty of littering. i pay penndot and they should clean it :lazywhitetrashsmiley:
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i fucking hate lazy fucks.
it sickens me when people are just too fucking lazy to do their fucking job… god damnit… if you’re hired to do something,f ucking do it… don’t be a stupid douchebag schmuck about shit… just fuckingdo it. i’m sick of people just being lazy and coming to me to do their work… it’s NOT MY JOB to do the basic BULLSHIT that you should do… just because you wait until the last fucking minute to do something and when it doens’ work you just wnat to give up, doesn’t mean ou don’t have to do it…
fuck lazy people, they ruin society… if everyone would just work hard and be respectable this town would be half decent, but you have ignorant assholes and fucking lazy fucks that ruin shit and piss me off. it just is so fucking insane that people don’t know how to do the basics of their job, and are not ashamed, they actually try to delegate the bullshit UPWARDS to people that are ‘above’ that bullshit… like me.
FUCK THAT>
MAtrix tonight! 25 cent drinks
SO! I lowered my car, alot. You can barely fit the front of your foot under the front lip. Bitch is crushed on 15’s, anyway…I work in Squirrel Hill surrounded by 5th st., a couple private drives with 2 inneffective speed bumps each and a really fucking shitty old wavey falling apart cobblestone road thats like 100 some years old and the only reason its not paved like all the other roads in squirrel hill is because of our old fuck neighbors. So the motherfuckers “preserve” the road to “preserve the culture and history and value of the area.” Well, thats bulshit because its the main access road to the main fuckin parking lot to where I work. I mean this road is really shitty, its liek the JEEP offroad experience course and it wreaks havoc on the poor suspensions of all the cars that go up and down it all day and all night, its so fucking worthless and old and shitty, fuck the neighbors and their shitty ass old as hell road. Rich motherfuckers dont even go to work, the sit on their porch and walk around the neighborhood with their fuckin 5-series and jaquars out front with flat fucking tires cause they sit there so long because they dont need to go anywhere, theyre sickly rich and worthless members of society. To get to my “assigned lot” you have to drive down the prefaced oild shitty cobblestone road. Since crushing my car and making it sickly cool, the thought of trying to drive down this road has not crossed my mind once or will it ever cross my mind in the current state my car is in. The only way I can park anywhere near my office is if I come from 5th and up the main driveway where the speedbumps are new and super low, I can tackle these at an extremely low speed and sharp angle without scraping metal goodness off the bottom of my car, I 1 of 3 spots before the big fucker speedbumps start on the right side or I can drive even further away and park behind one of the other buildings a good 10 minute walk away from mine.
Before the rant even begins, let me tell you that my work is the most self-destructive body of offices and empoyees and management I’ve ever encountered, especially when it comes to parking and “public safety”, they make Enron look like mom and pop shop when it comes to corrupt leadership and complete and total lack of correctness in any thought that processes throught their narrow little devious and evil minds. Directors, HA! more like Warlords. RIght, so we got these parking passes that say you have first preferance to park in the lots nearest your office building. I come in at 8am yesterday and off to the right I park in the first spot and the woman I work with parks behind me, Then the rest of the spaces are blocked off with sawhorses and police tape to reserve room for construction/landscaping crews that are working. I come out of work and start walkin down the hill only to notice that I have a big fat yellow parking ticket on my window, along with my co-workers car as well. WTF !? ITS Staff/FAculty parking only! the spots weren’t tape off!? I had my pass hangin in the mirror!!? SERIOUSLY WTF DID I GET THIS FUCKING PARKING TICKET>!>!>!>???
Im going to “appeal” it today, we’ll see how it goes. I dont expect anything but complete ass rapage and ownage of the “cheif” whos known for penalizing his officers for not taking a ticket book with them everytime they leave the office.
Me: “Oooohh, whats that chief, Im sorry, your reporting software and computer upgrades, yeeaaa, I have this project I’ve been working on, I wont be able to get to that for at least 3 weeks…” FUCKING STUPID SINGLE MINDED POLICE STAFF HERE SUCKS!!! Public safety, no, parking lot robbery, yes! fuckers. God, whats wrong with these people. I have nothing against police, or even the officers here, its the big fucking head hancho dick cheese chief can lick my freshly shaven taint rat bastard mother fucker. SErisiously, go nab the fucking bitches that go 4o through the parking lot and almost slam into eachother every fucking day, seriosuly why the fuck do you think theres so many skid marks up in this mother fucker, its fomr all the braking and tire squealing that i see and hear day in and day out. peace out nigerians, wish me luck
FUCKIN FAT ASS PIG in my office won;'t shut her fucking hole. she wants us to change a policy that will create more work for the rest of us just so she can sit on her fat ass and eat more fucking cheese. She thinks everything should be done her way…GUESS WHAT… UR A FAT DEGENERATE from baldwin… you barely graduated high school. GO take ur fat ass and gamble away ur pay check away like you do everyweek. GO WASH UR YELLOW cats, they were white but you smoke 40 packs a day. OH YEAH and if you take another 57 smoke breaks in the middle of a game day rush i will kabuki kick you in the face and spear your fat ass with a fuckin pair of dull rusty scissors. Stop eating on the phone with customers you princess fiona looking slob. And if i seriously have to hear another one of your low life phone calls because you don’t know how to speak quietly i am going to call the producers of cops because what i hear you say would be some shit i;m sure they would love to film. fuckin fat filthbag whore.