Daily Beef

FOllow up: Got another parking ticket this morning. Out back on the loading dock smokin a square cause Im pissed at 10am over stupid fucking bullshit chief cocksucker playin games with me… an officer pulls up, now officers are not htat smart, so he blabs out the whole reason why Ive gotta these tickets. officer: “I dont want to write tickets unless chief cocksucker tells me to…”
me: “Oh really”
officer: “Yea, I guess the president piggy won’t let chief cocksucker park there, so he has to park up in your lot. And if he can’t park there on the hill then you can’t either.”
Me: “Oh, no shit!”
Cleaning lady: “Maaaan, thas bull-dookie…”
Me: “No, thats bullshit!!!”
officer: :chuckles:

I then proceeded to go inside, grab a digicam and the parking tickets and start my walk down to my car. So of course I get there and the 2 security system tech vans arent ticketed, no visitors pass or contractors pass or any pass whatsoever…1 car had no pass, 3 others had the same exact pass as mine…no tickets of course!!! ONLY MY FUCKING CAR HAS A TICKET!!!

TO make it short and sweet, I took 23 pictures and have a full e-mail draft ready to shoot right over chief cocksuckers head and into the mailboxes of president piggy and the ambiguous golfing work-a-neverick…

Damn it feels good to be incredibly smart and correct and just. I AM NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH CHIEF COCKSUCKER!!! :mrT: TAKE UR BULLSHIT AND EAT IT WITH ALL THOSE NASTY ASS CRISPY CREAM DONUT RETARDS!!!

why would you take a job in a decent office in downtown pittsburgh working for more than you should be making for a job that you do less than you should and you have the nerve to wear your fucking 80’s hair and tappered jeans to work… Fucking stonewashed JEANS and unbrushed 80’s hair in a fucking london fog pleather jacket is NOT appropriate attire for office work… i mean, i don’t get dressed up, i wear at least dockers and a button down shirt… no tie or suit 24/7… but come the fuck on… why do you have to look like a fucking pig? or moreso, how can you get paid at least 15.00 an hour to finger through files and punch numbers into a computer and dress like a fucking skank from the early 90s? it just makes me wonder what in the fuck goes through people’s heads… this fucking redneck bitch was all shitty and arrogant and the entire time all i could think of was her improper dress code and disgusting hair…

get a fucking comb and a clue you dumb slut. :madfawk:

she must be from the south hills(west mifflin, baldwin, brentwood), its not just your office, they infect them all.

fuck those fucking white trash fucks.

fuck people that are fucking ignorant… if you come to me and start talkingabout your fucking bullshit weekend and im’ not even close to paying attention, why do you continue? i don’t care, i won’t ever care… realize that i’m hating on you, to your face, and walk away. today is full of irratation.

Sonny - I think it’d be best if you tell us how you really feel… You holding in all this anger and depression can’t be good…

I would pay money to see you in the bosses chair for a week or so and just tear the living shit out of all those people. Classic

what the FUCK

so i have 2 packs of fucking lance crackers on my desk last night… swiss on wheat and cheese on cheese… so both are unopened and both have 25 cents printed on them… i leave work.

get to work this mroning… hungry and reaching for my wheat crackers… wait a minute… none to be found??? hummmm after further investigation, the cleaning people TOOK my crackers and ate them, and proceeded to leave a quarter and nickle ontop of my cheese on cheese crackers, as if i needed some kind of restitution after being theived.

what the FUCK… what kidn of deal is that??? is it OK to steal shit off people if you give them the nominal price for them? you fucking dirt bag FUCKS… stop going throuhg my SHIT! … a pack of crakcers is worth printed value during the day when stores are open… but when you’re working in the middle of the night with nothing open, a pack of fucking crackers is worth a ton more than 25 cents… and not just fucking 5 cents more… :madfawk:

recap: cheap mother fuckers can’t buy crackers…
dumb mother fuckers think i give a fuck about thirty cents.

hashahahaahahahahahahahahaahahaha

cracker rant > *

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e-mail response sent to Chief Cocksucker, my boss, and both their bosses after both appeals being denied and not making attempt to hear me…(edited for my protection)

Dear Chief cocksucker,

I am aware of the parking policies here at …work… and the agreement:

“Library/Theatre Parking
Due to an agreement with the city, designated community members will be issued a “LIT” sticker for their permit. The LIT sticker requires the permit holder to park in the library/theatre lot. If the library/theatre lot is full, the permit holder may park in the other lots on campus (blah, blah and East lots).”

Up until this past week I have not had a problem parking in areas on-campus other than the library/theatre lot. I would like you to tell me why all of the sudden I am being ticketed for coming to work. Honestly Chief, I pay for this parking permit out my paycheck and if the road to access a certain parking area is impassable then I should be provided alternative parking options to save my personal vehicle from costly damage due to ill-maintained roads. I understand I am not guaranteed a parking spot with this permit, but if there are others available, designated for staff/faculty, then why shouldn’t I be able to park there? Do I not qualify as staff/faculty? I’m not trying to prove anything, all I am trying to do is come to work everyday without confrontation, just like everyone else.
I have cited and documented multiple other vehicles in the same vicinity, same day, same time, that have either the same status parking permit as mine or no permit at all. None of which had been cited for parking violations. By parking on dahdah Hill, I do not consider it a convenience, rather an inconvenience, and to think the idea that you solicit my vehicle, and only my vehicle, based on looks or whatever else you deem improper is ridiculous.
Being that I am a reasonable person, I am asking that you compromise with me and allow me the privilege to come to work everyday without worrying about whether or not I am going to have a ticket on my car when I go leave at the end of the day. I will pay the measly $20 in fines but I can’t play this game everyday. If you continue to nickel and dime me I don’t think I’ll be able to afford to come to work anymore. If only …work… paid me enough to buy a truck to travel these rough roads I would, haha. Oh, and I do not appreciate you not even taking the time to hear my case before turning down my appeals. If you continue to force me to park where it will most certainly cause damage to my car, I will bill you for the repairs.

Your favorite IT person and chewingyourassout fanatic,
Be_Rad!

…3 days later still no response :ugh2: I was just kidding about paying the $20 too :jerkit:

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i fucking HATE know-it-all FUcks… shut the fuck up you stupid SLUT>… you’re a fucknig temp because you never shut your fucking mouth long enough to fucking get offered a job… i fucking HATE YOU and i’ve only known you for a week… can’t you just SHUT THE FUCK UP and stop arguing…

i have no idea how the nice lady that is training you is sane / or hasn’t jammed a no. 2 into your trechia… shut up you stupid fucking slut, no one cares about your stupid whiney ass problems and your fucking negligence to remember your job duties… STOP BITCHING about doing your TEMP job you fucking non-full-time-job having waste of time… fuck you!

this fucking woman comes here mondays and fridays to pick up slack , meanwhile, she’s a fucking waste of time, smart-assed know it all… these billers will sit there and tell this bitch that she’s wrong, and the slut makes changes to the system regardless… then shit’s all fucked up and the woman bitches when we have to kick them out to edit teh database you JUST FUCKED UP YOU ASSHOEL!!! :madfawk:

i fucking hate

  1. people that THINK! they know it all (when they’re stupid as fuck)
  2. people that bitch all day long about how shitty their life is (grow up or kill yourself please)
  3. poeple that think i could give a fuck about them or their wellbeing.

FUCKING waste of time… i told the people that this woman is a waste of assets and should be ‘let go’ asap.

hope the bitch dies from starvation.

FUCK YOU VERIZON WIRELESS. Stupid piece of crap phone’s screen goes blank so i figure the lcd is fucked and they’ll put a new one in…WRONG. they gotta send me a new phone and i lose all my pics, rings and videos!!! They said they will reimburse me for my rings when i redownload them. I had like fuckin 40!!! but if i want my pics i had to key stroke from memory and try to download them to the pix place.

mad as fuck part 2: girl i’ve liked at work for like months has a fucken boy friend and he’s a douche bag.

mad as fuck part 3: I gotta go legal cause people don’t know anything about business ethics! Good thing i saved those pics and printed every conversation. See you in court motherfucker!

mad as fuck part 4: why do dumb as broads keep pissing off sonny, maaaaaaan FUCK THAT!!!

you know what… i fucking snapped on some fat filthy dyke wanna be… i’m reading the post and dicking around wiht my blackberry while eating a wonderful grilled chicket taco salad from madonna;s… fucking best messican food Evar… so some pudgy bulldyke comes in with her ‘girlfriend’…she orders 4 or 10 tacos and some ‘diet pepsi’…

slut has the nerve to talk at the top of her lungs, so i’ts already my business… then the sheer ironry of eating 4 tacos and ording a diet pop is enough… i said nothing… she sits down and dumps taco sauce on and starts hording her face… she slams down 2 tacos in the time that i eat a slice of lettuce… then has the nerve to bitch about diet pepsi… “ewww i don’t like diet pops… if i weren’t on this diet i would of gotten regular”… hey lady… the reason your fat has nothing to do with pepsi… that’s another story.

i’m not one to pick on fat people, because i’m fat, so thats fucking hypocritical… so i’ll pick on her because she’s a shameless, non-logical (redudency?) woman… you fucking slut, i wish you were dead too… anyway.

she’s talking to her friend about her ‘man’… she’s like… “men are such assholes, you shouldn’t have to put up wiht his bullshit… he should of known you were upset and fixed it this morning before work.”… then she goes on and on…i hear ‘men are assholes’ again… i’m getting irate… i start stabbing myself in my own hand with my fork so i don’t fucking snap… then i hear “men are such pigs, they have no real value other than to make us happy…when they don’t do that, they’re being pigs, because all men are assholes”.

i stood up and said 'listen lady, your opinoin on men is probably because of your abusive attitude, if you call me or my gender an asshole again, i’ll tell you waht i think of people like you"… she said ‘people like what’… i said 'arrogant assholes that wo’nt keep quiet in a public establishment when others are trying to eat lunch peacefully"

granted it was weak… although, 'im not going to start punching myself in the face and spitting blood on her in my pierre cardin and dockers… so i had to make the best of the situation… needless to say, the two other guys in there laughed at her and the oxen-like dyke STFU finally.

i hate arrogant people in public… shut your fucking mouth and stay out of my life.

Encore…encore…!!! sonny is my hero!

You knwo what I fucking hate,

when people continue to bitch about legal matters (which isn;t going to solve or help the situation) on 5/2/2005 @ 2:09 PM after a million posts being made about it incuding one that got deleted with the reason posted “because Sight N Sounds and asshole”.

That shit is strait up FUCKING ANOYING!

i hate pittspeed, i really do… I wish the owner would die in a fire

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why would you wish that on B-rad :smiley:

i hate hypocrites that are the first to cry when something goes wrong then call out others for the same thing. and i hate mods that would disclose that information to someone that otherwise wouldn’t know the reason for deletion. I have every right to voice my opinion about what happend to me just like you have the right to praise the work you got back.

cause he is a tool, i can’t believe he runs this hell hole

ok you can do that in one fucking post!

not 3-4 different ones in addition to other subtile hinting threads like your one in this thread…

me a hypocrit? christ did you do any text messeging latly?

edit I;m not making 12 threads praising work. I stated once I had a good experence and dropped it. All you had to do was say I am having a bad experience and I will update after it gets solved…

OOOOOOOO- TOUGH FUCKING CONCEPT HUH…