Daily Driver bumper sticker

fuck no. i drive a POS rusted as fuck minivan.
Am I poor (well poor enough to have to drive the thing)? …No.
Do I care one bit?..NO

I think its way sweeter when people (girls especially) comment on my van and its “shittyness”. It just makes me happier to know that my entire paycheck is going in the bank while your entire paycheck is getting used to pay off your Cobalt SS. Those who know me know I make decent money and part of that means knowing that I am better suited driving a reliable shitty looking van than giving away my $$$$$.

(Disclaimer: The Cobalt SS comment was directed towards younger kids who think they are top shit who in fact are usually the ones to make comments about another person’s shitty looking ride)