Dallas man arrested for sprinkling his own fecal mater on pastries @ store

shitty … lol

DALLAS
Man Arrested For Sprinkling Fecal Matter On Pastries
Oct 26, 2005, 05:40 AM

A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.

49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.

Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.

He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.

Neither attorneys in the case is clear about a motive or why the defendant would resort to something so repulsive.

Prosecutors will show a surveillance videotape of the defendant, which shows him sprinkling a substance on the food.

The FBI arrested Nahidmobarekeh but turned the case over to local prosecutors after they determined it was not a national security issue.

http://www.team4news.com/Global/story.asp?S=4029330&nav=0w0v

haha heard this on the radio this morning while the drive into the city DIDNT SUCK for once =) lately the 33 has been a bitch

i heard when he would grate it with a cheese grater it would always get underneath his poorly maintained fingernails. the FBI also went on to state he would bite his nails frequently :bloated:

ew…thats disgusting…lol

no that’s yummy what a cool idea

and just think, he’s a cab driver, he’s handled alot of currency, which circulates rather often and quickly…

Whens the last time You washed Your hands?

lol

Grated feces. MMMM

For some reason all I could think about while reading that were the people at Olive Garden who ask if you want grated cheese on your salad.

“say when”

the last time my hands got wet was this morning, when i accidentally dropped my watch in the toilet during the middle of a necessary wake up poo

i don’t feel right.

Did you have a shit fritter this morning??

he didnt have a shit fritter

just a dookie covered donut

maybe a crap sprinkled cupcake

those werent “chocolate” sprinkles

:bsflag: ARE YOU SERIOUS

thats so bad, uggghhh

FIESTA… A buen hambre no hay pan duro

http://hin.nhlbi.nih.gov/portion/images/muffin.jpg

I would eat it…

im feeling nausious

Yeah you are right. You do make me nauseated.

*Nauseous = something that causes a person to be nauseated.
e.g. Poisonous = something that causes a person to be poisoned.

Grammar Ninja ATTACK!

Function: adjective
1 : causing nausea or disgust : NAUSEATING
2 : affected with nausea or disgust

  • nau·seous·ly adverb
  • nau·seous·ness noun
    usage: Those who insist that nauseous can properly be used only in sense 1 and that in sense 2 it is an error for nauseated are mistaken. Current evidence shows these facts: nauseous is most frequently used to mean physically affected with nausea, usually after a linking verb such as feel or become; figurative use is quite a bit less frequent. Use of nauseous in sense 1 is much more often figurative than literal, and this use appears to be losing ground to nauseating. Nauseated is used more widely than nauseous in sense 2.Pronunciation Key