darkstars early birthday present

http://bedroommagic.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=BM&Product_Code=55120&Category_Code=NOVEL

:scared:

:rofl: its easier to try and push a sheep off a cliff

I actually have one of those. Its name is Gizabelle. Whitey will back me up on this.

:doh:

its true… sad but true.

why and what the fuck for… i thought ruby was bad enough

:eek:

it was our fraternity mascot. It was bestowed upon me when our fraternity president/my RA graduated. He drew a giant gaping vagina on the back end of it with appropriately colored sharpies.