Dear Tim Horton,

Dear TIm Horton,

Thanks for making me fat, you fucking bastard.

Love,

Eric

Dear Timmy Hoes,
I <3 your coffee. I drink it so much my pee pee smells like it. :slight_smile:
Your B samach is too expenise and dry. BK’s is better.
I love how I always get someone else’s coffee when I go in the drive thru.
I also love that I get asked every single time to donate a dollar to send a kid to camp…sincerely go fawk your self, I think I gave enough dollars that you could send them all to college. Stop asking me!

Have a great day,
Blue Snowyota customer

they put butter in it? wtf?

oh and

Dear Tim Horton’s.

Please learn how to put cream cheese on a bagel.

Love, Rachel

not just fredonia…like every hortons and i always forget to ask for double toasted

lol at NCCC somebody put a bagel in the toaster WHOLE. It started on fire.

SHIT YEAH

i have to disagree with you on this one. i also hate coffee, but i LOVE tim hortons coffee. Thats why im pretty positive they lace it with crack.

I got chocolate milk from Tim Hortons before…

Dear Timmy Ho’s,

Please hire some hotter chicks.

Thanx, Ron

Dear Timmmmmmmmmah,

Get bigger fucking driveways so I dont get stuck behind the drive thru liine that hangs out int the fucking street during rush hour

Dear tim hortons,

I love timbits, you dont feel as guilty eating them compared to normal doughnuts.

I am going to short sell the stock.

Dear Timmy Ho’s
why cant u lower the price of the tim bits. sometimes when im hungry i get the one tim bit. but i dont like taking off my glove just to reach in my pocket to find the 14 cents. u should just make them 5 cents each. it would be easier and u would probly sell more.

think about it,
aaron

Because you love crack?

only when there are dingleberries involved…

Does you place of employment need help until mid august? :wink: It was much better than working in a warehouse.

fuck yeah, they be hiring like whoah! in fact im there right now and im sooooooooooooo drunk im not even funny !!! Pm me and ill grand you an s application

in fact i just took a call from a dude, his btch russian bride left him and took all his money hahahahahahahah

he was selling all his shit. I was trying to convince him a murder/suicide would solve his problems!! hahaaha take that

If I could work overnights that would be splendid. Ask Bobert if he remembers me!

I liked Bob. He was funny.