Dear ________

Dear My razor,

You may be wondering why I have not used you on my upper lip in the past week or two. It is because I am growing a sweet moustache.

Sincerley,
Tyler

Dear Parents,

Can we delay my christmas gift? I have no idea what I want and by you pressuring me I’m just going to blurt out somthing dumb and regret it by the time new years is here.